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Ok so this is the long be-waited post explaining why I like a problematic ship lol.
If i'm gonna be honest, although i don't think about them as much, it hasn't stopped me from thinking about similar ships. I'm an english speaker so i don't really have anyone to talk about it with, oh well. It's fine. I'll talk about it here for some relief and explaination of what's going on.

the reasoning is pretty simple tbh, in the original deltarune game ramb seemed to have a special attachment towards kris, he mostly focuses on them when speaking and constantly encourages kris to meet up somewhere (for gaming in this instance but with the way they constantly refer to kris as pre-established friends, his constant calls to go somewhere with kris away from everyone else seems like flirting). Also whn he talks to kris, whenever tenna is brought up (tenna being someone who also is highly attached to kris just in a more obvious way) he always puts tenna down somehow and hypes himself up. I do think this is partially concern for kris's well being but the way it's portrayed in game just makes it seem like a petty rivalry between them lol. I's even stated by the BITCH ASS pippins after Ramb turned to stone that "kris played with him like any other toy which made him feel special" so the emotional attachtment is confirmed.

and honestly
I think it's cute!!
Ramb's infatuation with kris is cute and I don't think they'd willingly harm kris in any way, but also this is the same guy who willingly broke tenna's rules and enticed kris to play the EVIL SCARY MURDER GAME THAT KILLS YOU (trademark) and since playing said game is an option away from the neutral route (which kris implies to dislike) I wouldn't doubt that kris wasn't at least a little convinced by him at some point.

Besides that kris is kinda uninterpretable besides monsters around them calling them a troublemaker in the past so we don't really know how they feel towards ramb themselves. I still think it's possible for them to like him however so yeah.

The appeal is the psychological aspect (I forgot to mention that Ramb was stolen from the library and ostricized by everyone around him ECXEPT KRIS which explains the attachtment but yeah)

Which brings me to my next confession
I think TDM (non human cutesy or chibi fantasy creatures) being paired with humans (preferably magical girls although i haven't actually shipped that yet, just something similar)

I've had this opinion for a while I'm just not expressing it until now. I think fantasy biology of mating is interesting, tdm characters are cute (and are usually human like mentally), and they're usually petty friendly. I think the relationship and dynamics between them and human characters (including magical girls that usually work with them) is interesting. Very cute, fantastical, and emotional. I like it as well as what it represents, it's a combination of two genres associated with anime style whimsy, and i'm a pretty overly self indulgent person when it comes to cute, sparkly, ecxiting, mania inducing stuff lmfaoo.
I want kawaiiness and happinesss to be injected directly into my mind heart and soul without becoming a pushover